Friday, November 14, 2008

Anonymous proves once again they are a cowardly Jack Ass!

I hope that in year the 66th year of your life you eat your bible and start paying attention to the world around you.
Biased media says I am right? What media is that? Immature gibberish? You will allow me to stay?







Anonymous said...

In all my 65 years of life I have never witnessed anyone as stupid and foolish as you. Please learn to form intelligent thoughts and opinions and stop listening to biased media. Do not just rant unfounded, rude and immature gibberish simply because the media says you are right. If you believe so strongly in what you have posted than you are naïve, and are contributing to problems within America and should leave.
However if you can back up your beliefs with intelligent facts, thoughts, and conversation then myself and others will respect your opinion and you can stay.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Funny cause it's true

Good Oldboy, Old guard Media?

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

It makes my head swim...

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Someone please stab Lieberman!!

Fucking dumbshit jackass cocksucking sandbagger!!!

Monday, September 01, 2008

Who in this picture benefited the most from "Abstinence Only Sex Education"

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Kinda Hot

No foreign Policy Experience

The highest ranking, non indicted, elected official in Alaska.

And the number one reason;

  If Barack Obama dies we will be left with an uber experienced President. WHEN McCain dies we will have a sexy Milf Cougar making decisions.  Not that there is anything wrong with that in my opinion; but I figured McCain would of gone in a different direction.

gov-palin-2006_official

Saturday, June 21, 2008

turn offs

  • Putting a 650b wheel on your "track bike" so you can do bar spins is lame.
  • Not tipping is lame.
  • People with "W in 04" stickers on their care are lame.
  • 3 legged horses are lame.
  • People that say they are gonna vote for McCain because Hillary isn't in the race anymore are fucking idiots.
  • Lock your bike, or else you are giving it away.
  • Don't ask me stupid questions then start talking over the answer.
  • If your air conditioning is broken, fix it.
  • Jesus.
  • You do not need to have a dog with you at all times.
  • Take a shower and put on a clean shirt.
  • Mac's, fixed gears and vinyl are not considered a personality.
  • Does everyone have to have a messenger bag?
  • If you are not a messenger bag, and you have never been; shouldn't you call it something else?
  • TV is more interesting than most of the stories I hear in a day.
  • Your stories of how you drank to much and did something stupid are boring.
  • It is ok to ask for something for free, if you just get to the point.
  • I am not you.
  • I think selling un sweetened ice tea is a crime.
  • People need to stand up for what they believe.
  • The automatic transmission has ruined you.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Emperor Benedict XVI

  This man has done just slightly less for the advancement of humanity than "Sienfeld".

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Just like it never happened...

America is safe once again, Ron Paul has folded... Schmuck... The racist wacko pothead christian party now has no to represent it in the 2008 Presidential Campaign.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Bush was friends with Genghis Kahn

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Dick!

Bush is a jackass and you should feel terrible if you voted for him...

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Enabler

Fucko

Monday, February 04, 2008

Twat, twat, twatty, twat TWAT!!!

 

Twat...

Thursday, January 31, 2008

You should know what a signing statement is by now...

  March 9: Justice Department officials must give reports to Congress by certain dates on how the FBI is using the USA Patriot Act to search homes and secretly seize papers.

Bush's signing statement: The president can order Justice Department officials to withhold any information from Congress if he decides it could impair national security or executive branch operations.

Dec. 30, 2005: US interrogators cannot torture prisoners or otherwise subject them to cruel, inhuman, and degrading treatment.

Bush's signing statement: The president, as commander in chief, can waive the torture ban if he decides that harsh interrogation techniques will assist in preventing terrorist attacks.

Dec. 30: When requested, scientific information ''prepared by government researchers and scientists shall be transmitted [to Congress] uncensored and without delay."

Bush's signing statement: The president can tell researchers to withhold any information from Congress if he decides its disclosure could impair foreign relations, national security, or the workings of the executive branch.

Aug. 8: The Department of Energy, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission and its contractors may not fire or otherwise punish an employee whistle-blower who tells Congress about possible wrongdoing.

Bush's signing statement: The president or his appointees will determine whether employees of the Department of Energy and the Nuclear Regulatory Commission can give information to Congress.

Dec. 23, 2004: Forbids US troops in Colombia from participating in any combat against rebels, except in cases of self-defense. Caps the number of US troops allowed in Colombia at 800.

Bush's signing statement: Only the president, as commander in chief, can place restrictions on the use of US armed forces, so the executive branch will construe the law ''as advisory in nature."

Dec. 17: The new national intelligence director shall recruit and train women and minorities to be spies, analysts, and translators in order to ensure diversity in the intelligence community.

Bush's signing statement: The executive branch shall construe the law in a manner consistent with a constitutional clause guaranteeing ''equal protection" for all. (In 2003, the Bush administration argued against race-conscious affirmative-action programs in a Supreme Court case. The court rejected Bush's view.)

Oct. 29: Defense Department personnel are prohibited from interfering with the ability of military lawyers to give independent legal advice to their commanders.

Bush's signing statement: All military attorneys are bound to follow legal conclusions reached by the administration's lawyers in the Justice Department and the Pentagon when giving advice to their commanders.

Aug. 5: The military cannot add to its files any illegally gathered intelligence, including information obtained about Americans in violation of the Fourth Amendment's protection against unreasonable searches.

Bush's signing statement: Only the president, as commander in chief, can tell the military whether or not it can use any specific piece of intelligence.

Nov. 6, 2003: US officials in Iraq cannot prevent an inspector general for the Coalition Provisional Authority from carrying out any investigation. The inspector general must tell Congress if officials refuse to cooperate with his inquiries.

Bush's signing statement: The inspector general ''shall refrain" from investigating anything involving sensitive plans, intelligence, national security, or anything already being investigated by the Pentagon. The inspector cannot tell Congress anything if the president decides that disclosing the information would impair foreign relations, national security, or executive branch operations.

Nov. 5, 2002: Creates an Institute of Education Sciences whose director may conduct and publish research ''without the approval of the secretary [of education] or any other office of the department."

Bush's signing statement: The president has the power to control the actions of all executive branch officials, so ''the director of the Institute of Education Sciences shall [be] subject to the supervision and direction of the secretary of education."

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Barry "In it for the money" Bonds

Barry is the George Bush of Baseball.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Are you paying attention?

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Thank You White Devil!!

Here are some pics of the "White Devils". Aussie Nazi youth-tards.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Vick the Dick

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dickhead! Spend some time looking closely at this picture...

Monday, August 20, 2007

What noise does the accident between a truck full of vinegar and a truck full of water make?

Thursday, July 12, 2007

What noise does the accident between a truck full of vinegar and a truck full of water make?

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Goathork goofed, we want things to be right...

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Hail Cheney

 

  Wake up people! If you voted for this guy you should be ashamed of yourself!!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Is there anything a well motivated Christian can't fix?

Monday, June 04, 2007

Mr Jefferson...YOU DICK!!

  YOU SUCK Mr Jefferson, you corrupt jackass! I hope that you get what's coming to you. You probably didn't notice that there was more at stake than just a quick buck for yourself.

  This is why there is no real difference between party's. Even to get elected you have to be a greedy fuck. If you have an office and you sit in Washington, you are probably a jackass.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Burn in hell you fat windbag full of shit!!

  Good ridden's to bad rubbish. I wonder if Jesus welcomed him with open arms. Jerry converted a lot of hookers on a mattress made of money, but I think he was forgiven for that.

  You hate mongering, evil, deceitful, self righteous jackass.

  Nothin like a fat man of the cloth.

Tony Snow Job...

You suck Tony.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Maybe it's because I am from Pennsylvania...

But these guys should get their ass kicked for calling themselves minutemen. Fuck Texas and fuck the Minuteman, you guys suck, you wouldn't know "American" if it kicked in what teeth you have left. And you certainly don't represent the name Minutemen with any honor.

 Mission Statement: To see the borders and coastal
boundaries of the United States secured against the unlawful and unauthorized entry
of all individuals, contraband, and foreign military. We will employ all means
of civil protest, demonstration, and political lobbying to accomplish this goal.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

I wish Albert was here...

 Hey Israel, you know if Albert was here he wouldn't agree with what you are doing. You know that right? You should look at your benefactors and see where you have strayed. You have become the bad guys.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Happy Easter... BOCK... BOCK!!

In the honor of Easter I want to remind Jesus that I still hold him accountable for remaining invisible  while hate and lie's are carried out by idiots and con-men in his name.

Are you fucking kidding me!!

"You Helped This Happen"

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson react to the September 11 terrorist attacks on American soil.

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Partial transcript of comments from the Thursday, September 13, 2001 edition of the '700 Club.'
JERRY FALWELL: And I agree totally with you that the Lord has protected us so wonderfully these 225 years. And since 1812, this is the first time that we've been attacked on our soil and by far the worst results. And I fear, as Donald Rumsfeld, the Secretary of Defense, said yesterday, that this is only the beginning. And with biological warfare available to these monsters - the Husseins, the Bin Ladens, the Arafats--what we saw on Tuesday, as terrible as it is, could be miniscule if, in fact--if, in fact--God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve.
PAT ROBERTSON: Jerry, that's my feeling. I think we've just seen the antechamber to terror. We haven't even begun to see what they can do to the major population.
JERRY FALWELL: The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this.
PAT ROBERTSON: Well, yes.
JERRY FALWELL: And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way--all of them who have tried to secularize America--I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."
PAT ROBERTSON: Well, I totally concur, and the problem is we have adopted that agenda at the highest levels of our government. And so we're responsible as a free society for what the top people do. And, the top people, of course, is the court system.
JERRY FALWELL: Pat, did you notice yesterday the ACLU, and all the Christ-haters, People For the American Way, NOW, etc. were totally disregarded by the Democrats and the Republicans in both houses of Congress as they went out on the steps and called out on to God in prayer and sang "God Bless America" and said "let the ACLU be hanged"? In other words, when the nation is on its knees, the only normal and natural and spiritual thing to do is what we ought to be doing all the time--calling upon God.
PAT ROBERTSON: Amen

Friday, April 06, 2007

Repost with a twist... Check out the paypal at the bottom.

My buddy Sov got this to me also, People can donate cabbage for Zito at www.paypal.com using zito@evilcycling.com as the address.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Exxon...

"On December 22, 2006 the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco cut the Valdez punitive damages award from $4.5 billion to $2.5 billion.  The Valdez oil spill was a tragic accident that ExxonMobil deeply regrets.  The company took immediate responsibility for the spill, cleaned it up, and voluntarily compensated those who claimed direct damages."

Yep, good as new. Record profits, but Exxon still is penny pinching.

3M

  You might think that a company this size has made enough money. But they have not, they need more. The worst part of all this is that they will sell your health and well being for a profit. We know that 3M is killing the world around us, and we are letting them. When will 3M have made enough money that they can start to clean up their mess. In the beginning no one knew how much damage was being done, but now the age of ignorance is over and it is time to start being responsible for what you have done and prepare to make the right choices for the future,

Blackwater....

These guys are more corrupt than the U of M. Blackwater are the new Pinkerton's. Keep an eye out for these guys. They have a strong rightwing Christian ideal and they shoot to kill.

 "The Blackwater Airships team completed design work at the end of 2006 and is now building the Polar 400 airship. This highly capable RPAV will provide a platform ready to accommodate a wide variety of state-of-the-art surveillance, communications and detection equipment that can record and store events and downlink them in real-time to ground operators. The make-up of the mission payload of up to 400 lbs will be determined by customer requirements -- whether for combat areas, port or border security, or coastal patrol."

These guys are in the world around you. Blackwater owns two airlines and a trucking company that moves freely around the world. They move unchecked around the US and they are heavily armed. So far they are untouchable by civilian laws and they will kill to protect your freedom, even if it kills you.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

I hope we get to see this soon Mr. Rove...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have been selling out your country wholesale, when the charges come I hope it's treason.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Do you like bikes? This guy doesn't...

I stole this from another blog. This tubby, balding stuffed shirt is really the mainstream. I hope that someday I get to meet him and he is at that time in the mood to display his ignorance.

Can you do me a favor? Can you sign him up for all the information the internet has to offer. He is obviously not a smart man but with our help he cam learn. I am letting the world know that they should send all the information they have to offer to his email address. He will be learning a lot about stock quotes, mortages, porn and generic viagra over the next couple days.

MrGoat

 

"I can't support bike lanes. Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks. My heart bleeds when someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day."
-Rob FordToronto City Councillor
Email: councillor_ford@toronto.ca

HELP US FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT

We urge all friends of the bike to send a message to Mr. Ford explaining why he is way off-base. We recommend that you don't use any threatening terms or obscenities, as hard as that may be to do.

This message was forwarded from our friend Dale at Kona Bikes.

Monday, March 19, 2007

No title needed

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

It's not "TRUE"

You know what the problem is today? You are a sheep. You will believe anything you are told. This add proves it. Theese adds are part of a huge online add campaign, and it's working! By putting a tart front and center guys sign up by the millions. The company has not yet launched an add with a male pictured.

This guys make the list just for being so steriotypically of the "Spike TV" ilk. 

Halliburton Moving C.E.O. From Houston to Dubai

It should be obvious what their next move is, they deny it; but realistic they just have to wait for the hoopla to calm down before the next announcement.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Asshole... I don't trust this guy, he is just another old fogie.

Baseball

  That's right; America's favorite past time is now on my list. The Twins need a stadium, boohoo. You schmucks suck! You want me to build a stadium for you? I personally think baseball is gayer than 7 guys blowin 9. So if I pay for your stadium what do I get out of it? Are you gonna give me a discount on tickets? Hotdog's? Beer? Do you promise you will at least not raise prices?

  Yeah, that's what I thought.  How do you sleep in your million dollar beds knowing the state is about to consider using eminent domain to build you a new stadium?

  This isn't just a problem with the twins, it's a flaw in American sports in general. Everyone needs a new stadium! The Coliseum in Rome stood for how long? In Pittsburgh they tore down Three Rivers stadium (an awesome stadium by all accounts) and built two ugly stadiums in it's place. Why? Because rednecks and Glory Day fatso's need to watch men in tight clothes roll around with each other on TV. Guy's admit it, football is boring, baseball even more so. At least watch a sport you play.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Libby please take your place on the list...

  Libby you are causing a great wave of disgrace to be associated with your goofy sounding name.

  Scooter you are being placed on the list because you have no honor! You are an idiot and you will let yourself become the scapegoat for men who have no honor. Politically you are no mastermind, but those that pull your strings are.

  Serve your country you worthless puppet, not the cronies pulling your strings. Step away from this with your pride, knowing you served your country not Kommerade Karl Rove and his Monkey Boy on a string.

  Think of the dishonor your family will have to carry because you took a bullet for an administration that will go down in history as the most corrupt ever. Dickcheeney is no man to stick for, he is a corrupt tool of the corporations he serves. Be your own man And do the right thing. If you bring down these asshats you will be remembered in the history book as a hero. Hold your head head and make the right choice, there is time for you to make a deal before sentencing!!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The IDF...

The IDF are thugs, bandits, rapists and bullys, and the USA backs them with money and weapons.

 When defense is defined as shooting rockets at those throwing rocks then we can define liberation as occupation for private enterprise. Oh...nevermind.

typical

The people pulling the shots are now on the list!!

23 Dead and a dick ain't one...

Dick!

Although his last name is very often pronounced ['tʃeɪni] (chAYnee), the Vice President himself and his family pronounce it as ['tʃi:ni] (chEEnee).[1]

Check it out!!

Dick: today you got lucky. 23 others didn't but I am excited to hear how your broken administration spins this into an excuse to invade Iran.

Do you hate being spammed?

Then you must really dislike this guy.

"Alan Ralsky, dubbed the King of Spam is one of the world's most notorious spammer who confessed to have sent up to 70 million emails a day."

I am totally surprised no one has killed him yet. One well motivated individual could save the world millions of hours of time.

It is totally feasible that this mans actions have wasted more time than the projected potential lifespans of everyone killed at the battle of Gettysburg. Someone should at least cut off one of his fingers.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Words fail me...

You know who you are and why your here...

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

I am putting the whole GOP on notice...

You guys are assholes! I am putting you on the list due to your blind loyalty. Warner you wrote the book on "Non-binding Resolutions", you F^$%ing WROTE IT!!! Then you voted against it!!! You super suck and I hope this doesn't go unoticed! You voted party lines against your own resolution, you get the first kick in the jimmy, dickhead.

Friday, February 02, 2007

"Global Warming" you are on my list!!!!!!

 

This is a picture of Sant Fe, New Mexico. Global warming has popped up outa no where and taken unfair advantage of us. The scientists should of at least been able to warn us about this!!!You snuck up on us and that't not fair! I am pretty sure my goverment had no idea there was such a thing as global warming until yesterday!!

Sure there are signs in the ice cap that Crabon Dioxide started building up in the early 1800's.

And Tyndall discovered that some gasses block infared radiation and therorized this could cause climate change in 1824.

Arrhenius publishes first calculation of global warming from human emissions of CO2 in 1896.

In the 1930s we reported a global warming trend since late 19th century .

 

1958
Telescope studies show a greenhouse effect raises temperature of the atmosphere of Venus far above the boiling point of water.

1960
Downturn of global temperatures since the early 1940s is reported.

Keeling accurately measures CO2 in the Earth's atmosphere and detects an annual rise.The level is 315 ppm.

Aerosols from human activity are shown to be increasing swiftly. Bryson claims they counteract global warming and may bring serious cooling

Manabe and Wetherald make a convincing calculation that doubling CO2 would raise world temperatures a couple of degrees.

1968
Studies suggest a possibility of collapse of Antarctic ice sheets, which would raise sea levels catastrophically

1982
Greenland ice cores reveal drastic temperature oscillations in the space of a century in the distant past.

Strong global warming since mid-1970s is reported, with 1981 the warmest year on record

1983
Reports from U.S. National Academy of Sciences and Environmental Protection Agency spark conflict, as greenhouse warming becomes prominent in mainstream politics.

1985
Villach conference declares consensus among experts that some global warming seems inevitable, calls on governments to consider international agreements to restrict emissions.

Antarctic ice cores show that CO2 and temperature went up and down together through past ice ages, pointing to powerful biological and geochemical feedbacks.

Broecker speculates that a reorganization of North Atlantic Ocean circulation can bring swift and radical climate change.

1987
Montreal Protocol of the Vienna Convention imposes international restrictions on emission of ozone-destroying gases.

1988
News media coverage of global warming leaps upward following record heat and droughts plus testimony by Hansen.

Toronto conference calls for strict, specific limits on greenhouse gas emissions.

Ice-core and biology studies confirm living ecosystems make climate feedback by way of methane, which could accelerate global warming.

Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) is established.

Level of CO2 in the atmosphere reaches 350 ppm

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Scientology... you need a better publiscist.

Are these two nutjobs really putting your best face forward?

Condi, Condi, Condi....

This is a photo record of a love story. Like many love stories it starts with a look, a smile , a kiss and then bitter disapointment.

Hang tough monkey boy, you'll find true love... in your mammys arms you jackass!!!

Just because...

 Damn Borg! I knew this was more serious than I thought.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Monsanto... You are too Evil to be trusted

You assholes are begging to make the list!! I am not even informed enough to begin a list of your offensive activities. I vote you "most likely to succeed" in ruining everything!!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Hey George!!!!!!!!

Hire a speech writer, your speeches suck ass you fuckin goofball.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Vladimir Putin is NOT on my list!!!

I was gonna put Vlad on my list for killing journalists, but I have changed my mind.

Friday, January 12, 2007

YOU!

If you voted for George Bush its really important you take these critical steps right away!
  1. Fill you I-pod with nothing but Yoko Ono songs and listen to it as loud as possible.
  2. Take your shoes off.
  3. Run out side and kick a fire hydrant as hard as you can 3018 times.
  4. reapeat till 2008.

Thanks, thats a good start.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

I might be taking a risk here, but...

Jesus I have to put you on the list. Your leadership style is terrible! There has been no direct feedback from you in 2ooo years and everyone is constantly waiving around a bunch of old memo's that is supposedly your words.
I think you might need an ass kicking to get your rear in gear because the inmates are running the assylum.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Sorry St Paul, you have to be held Accountable...

Hosting the 2008 GOP Convention? What are you thinking? Has the largest suburb of Minneapolis been purchased by Halliburton?
Its my list; and for playing with the bad guys I added you to it.

Welcome to the list Trent...

Trent Lott, you asshole!!! You fondled the balls and sucked the cock of the evil insurance industry trying to pass laws that capped what they had to pay out on claims and make it easier for them to forfeit on protection .
But now you are a defendant in a case against State Farm, fighting for a pay out.
You made the list because you are a hypocrite in a position of power.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Sam Walton/Wal-mart

You made the list. And we all know why.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

No explanation needed

Never trust the news

04 Jan 07

This just in...
These guys are assholes. I was gonna include some clips from the webpage and a link, but I think the banner graphic is more than enough.

This asshole has it coming...





Thats right, Anonymous. You just made the list. This jerk has been spouting oppinions and wittiscisms throughout history but has never had the courage to put his name to it.
Let me just say this; Hey Buddy, you got something to say then use your name you schmuck.
And quit posting comments on my blog.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

It takes a jackass...

This is for being ignorant to the fact that you are still part of the problem.

A special spot for you, "Mr. On the phone while dring in my big SUV" guy.

You can suck eggs!


Top of the list starting 2007!


You are at the top of the list because you are a smug jackass. Its my list and that's all the reason I need.

Welcome!

Its 2007 and Goathork thinks its time to start cleaning things up. And it's gonna start right here!
We are making a list and we will be checking it often. You fuck up and you end up on the list.